"Nawaz Sharif our de facto prime minister has justifiably heaped his anger and scorn on the military establishment for not summoning Asad Durrani, former though not de facto head of the ISI, for writing a book with his counterpart in India, which has made some claims that support India's narrative especially with respect to the Hurriyet movement in Kashmir being Pakistan's brainchild, the army's knowledge of the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden in Abbottabad and..."
"I agree it is justifiable, but just one question: you reckon Nawaz Sharif has read the book?"
"This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and here we give a review based on the review of others who may have based it on others reviews who in turn many have..."
"I get it, it's like the energy circular debt - you can borrow to wipe it out but not only does it remain on the books but we the people have to pay for the interest and..."
"You get distracted so quickly. Anyway Nawaz Sharif, so say his detractors, has not read a book since 1992..."
"One would have thought the Avenfield flats provided the right atmosphere for study..."
"Nawaz Sharif, I have it on good authority, has the classic symptoms of dyslexia, you know where reading is difficult due to medical problems and not IQ, and so he doesn't even read the files, he got the Man in London to take care of..."
"Man in London?"
"Ishaq Dar and may I humbly propose to Shahid Khaqan Abbasi to appoint Dar as our Ambassador to the UK today or tomorrow, I mean it will keep him in the loop and..."
"Dar is not qualified to be..."
"He wasn't even qualified to be the finance minister but that didn't stop the PML-N."
"Abbasi may have some reservations..."
"I hear not too many when appointing ambassadors to key countries anyway as you and I know Dar and Abbasi are both irrelevant and I propose to Mian sahib to put this unfair charge of not reading against him to rest for all time and he should write his autobiography..."
"That is asking too much."
"I don't mean write it himself - there is one guy who is also going to be without a job, the Man Who Shall Remain Nameless of the Cricket Board so why doesn't he appoint him as his ghost writer and..."
"There may be a problem of ego there..."
"Whose?"
"Don't be facetious."
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